BTC 12: Uncle Joe Isn't Fun Anymore

Author: biped

Date: July 25, 2004

by biped
7-25-04
I...I pooped in my pants this morning...I'm still wearing them...it, uh, feels sorta funny...but sorta good, too...especially when I sit down, or when I lift my knees up and down...
Mommy...
...and now I'm urinating in my pants... the warmth feels comforting, and the urine is reactivating the smell of my poop, combining to create a new and richer aroma... which I really, really like...
Mommy, I'm scared...
...and that is how America came to be.