CC 252: Bury Me A Clown

Author: biped

Date: July 26, 2004

by biped
7-26-04
I figured out a great way for us to meet women! We'll drop acid and crash through their bedroom windows at night dressed like circus clowns.
O.K., I'm with you so far...
I'm sorry, sir. It appears "Bonkers" the clown cleaned out your bank account, defecated on your carpet, and skipped town with your wife.
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! FUCKING CLOWNS!!!
What a pretty kitty, let me pet you.
Oh god, you picked the wrong day to fuck...did you just shit on my carpet?