BUTTHOLE ATTACK

Author: biped

Date: August 23, 2004

by biped
8-23-04
OH NO!!! It's my arch-nemesis... SEX FISH!!!
BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! CRIME FUCKS GOOD IN THE ASS!!! "AND THE VALLEYS WILL RUN WHITE WITH JIZZ." -- SEX FISH 3:16!!!
OW!!! OW!!! STOP IT, SEX FISH -- YOU'RE HURTING MY BUTTHOLE!!!
UNNNNGGGGHHHH!!! CRIME GETS ONE HUMUNGOUS NUT AFTER ANOTHER!!!
And that's what happened, Mommy! WAAAAA-HAAAAA!!! *SNIFF!*
If only you had thought to use your super sphincter muscles -- you could've farted Sex Fish into outer space.