CC 258: "Far Q"

Author: biped

Date: September 19, 2004

by biped
9-19-04
Captain Picard, sensors detect an unknown alien lifeform dead ahead...it's unlike anything we've encountered before.
Steady as she goes...we'll see if it wants to initiate peaceful contact with us. But ready shields...just in case.
Captain! It's beaming itself aboard! It seems to be materializing right here on the bridge!
Brace yourselves! There's no telling how weird and unusual this totally new lifeform may appear to us!
ARRR!!! Avast, ye scurvy Earth-lubbers! Ye've encroached into me sector and must be scuttled!
OMIGOD! Somebody must've let Gene Roddenberry write this week's script all by himself! ABANDON SHIP!