CC 258: Special Orders Do Upset Him

Author: biped

Date: September 20, 2004

by biped
9-20-04
ARRRR!!! What'll ye be havin' today, matey? There be a sale on all the double-meat burgers today!
Well, well... the dreaded Cap'n Blueballs... working at Fatty Fatburgers.
AVAST, YE SCURVY -- look, I needs the money. Piratin' was gettin' a bit slow, and --
Did I give you permission to speak? Just shut up and take my fucking order, fuckface.
WHY, I'LL LOP YER HEAD OFF FER THAT, YE BILGE-SWILLIN' -- oh fudge, another one. Well, I heards Home Depot was a-hirin'.