CC 258: Fifteen Men On A Deadhead's Chest

Author: biped

Date: September 21, 2004

by biped
9-21-04
ARRRRR!!! WE BE STORMIN' DAVID HASSELHOFF'S ERECT NIPPLES TODAY!!!
WE'RE GONNA POKE 'EM AND TWIST 'EM! AN' TICKLE 'EM! ARRRRR!!!
Ja, ja! Your new album ist ser gut, I loff it, Mee-stah Hesselhoof! You giff me your ow-toe-groff, bitte! Ja, ja! Wunderbar!
Okay, I -- HEY! OW! HA-HA! EEK! What the FUCK??!!! My TITS!!! What's happening to my TITS!!!
AVAST!!! I BE YANKIN' THE TINY HAIRS AROUND THIS SCURVY BASTARD'S LEFT TEAT!!! YO-HO-HO!!!
SHIVER ME TIMBERS, HERE COMES THE LOTION!!! HAUL ARSE, MATEYS!!! WE'LL RETURN AT THE COCK'S CROW!!!