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| "LADIES: Human dildo for rent. No batteries necessary. Hands-free relief of sexual tension. Call Bobby at 1-555-221-4950. (If Mom answers, hang up.)" | |
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| "FOR SALE: One human penis. Only slightly used. Makes a great novelty gift. Testicles included free. Before Thursday, call Glen at 1-555-241-1001. After Thursday, call Glenda at 1-555-241-1001." | |
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| "LOST: One Puerto Rican male. Nude. Probably handcuffed. May be running down street. Disregard any delusional ravings re: kidnapping, etc. Call Jeffrey D. at 1-555-735-8332." | |
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