The Last Boy On Earth -- 3

Author: biped

Date: September 26, 2004

by biped
9-26-04
Well, I'm the king of the world now -- might as well live in the White House. Any objections, Suit-Boy? Didn't think so, heh-heh!
Howdy, Mr. Press Secretary! Cat got your tongue? Don't worry -- I'll handle the live nationwide television announcements for today!
HELLO, FUCKHEADS! YOU ARE ALL HEREBY ORDERED TO EAT SHIT AND GO FUCK YOURSELVES! HEH-HAH! HYECK!