CC 259: It's On The Table, And Mommy And Daddy Are Upstairs

Author: biped

Date: September 28, 2004

by biped
9-28-04
Mommy, what's a "son-of-a-bitch"? And what's "shit"?
Umm...a "son-of-a-bitch" is... a... a preacher. And "shit" is... uhh... food.
Oh. And what's "fucking"?
"Fucking" is... umm... getting dressed. Which reminds me, your father and I have to get dressed now... we're having Reverend Smith over for dinner.
Good evening, Sally. Is dinner ready? Where are your parents?
Come on in, you --