CC 260: Master Debaters

Author: biped

Date: September 30, 2004

by biped
9-30-04
I promise to create a million new jobs, and I'm gonna fill 'em all.
OH MY GOD!!! HE'S GONNA CREMATE A MILLION JEW SLOBS AND KILL 'EM ALL!!! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
-- and what's more, I won't flip-flop on my stance to grow the economy, and quick.
YOU WANT TO DROP YOUR PANTS AND BLOW AN ECONOMY-SIZED DICK? WHY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!
And I, Ralph Nader, promise to --
OH, FUCK IT!!! WILLIAM HUNG FOR PRESIDENT, 2004!!!