Toilet King

Author: biped

Date: October 6, 2004

by biped
10-06-04
Welcome to Toilet King, sir. Can I take your order?
Ha-ha! I was just laughing at your joke menu...so, what does the "Shit-Burger" really have in it?
It has shit in it, sir.
Shit? REAL shit? But...but it doesn't really, right? I mean...that would be horrible...
It's real, sir. I take a shit in the bun, and you get to choose your own toppings.
YUCK...just give me a "cornhole dog" and a large "pissaparilla", then.