Sit-Com Staples - "The Name Game"

Author: biped

Date: October 13, 2004

by biped
10-13-04
My wife would kill me if I hired a pretty female secretary. So I hired some guy named "Sam."
Why are you telling me this? I don't give two hot shits about you or that bitch-hog wife of yours, asshole.
Hi! I'm Sam!
YOU'RE "SAM"? As in, "Samantha"? OH NO!!!
What's the matter? Are you against hiring a woman?
No -- I'm against my wife cutting my dick off.