WW 28: Grin And Bear It (alternate version II)

Author: biped

Date: October 25, 2004

by biped
10-25-04
Bob, I'll just come right out and say it -- a bear just ate your wife and kids.
Even now, the bear's digestive system is processing their masticated remains. And when it's done, they'll be bear shit, and will emerge from the bear's asshole.
Unless, of course, the bear gets sick to its stomach. Then, they'll just be a big ,steaming pile of bear vomit.