CC 263: "Amazing New Products!" -- 2

Author: biped

Date: October 26, 2004

by biped
10-26-04
Our next amazing Shmopeil product is a foolproof remedy for the most hard-to-get-out stains! Right, John?
Thet's the claim, Nan-ceh! Of course, it tisn't anythin' of the sort! But we'll pretend it tis, won't weh? Fa shits 'n' giggles?
Why, this incredible new "Stain-A-Bolish" even gets out bloodstains, doesn't it, John? It's great for housewives!
Nan-ceh, who in the bleedin' 'ell do you know who's got poils of clothes wif fookin' bloodstains all over 'em? Think, Nan-ceh, think!
Uh...gosh...I don't know...uh...serial killers?
Thet's roit, Nan-ceh! We're marketin' this product ta serial killahs! That oughtta make ya Mum an' Dad proud, eh?