Kaufman's Fault

Author: biped

Date: December 3, 2004

by biped
12-03-04
HEE HAW!!! ME REINCARNATION OF MILLARD FILLMORE!!! BOING-BWOING!!!
OMIGOD!!! HOW DID THIS DOG-ON-BALL GET INTO THE COCKPIT!?!
GRRRR!!! ME CRASH PLANE INTO WHITE HOUSE!!! ME PRESIDENT AND TERRORIST AT SAME TIME!!! BEEP-BEEP!!!
MAYDAY!!! MAYDAY!!! AIR FORCE ONE IS GOING DOWN!!!
ME JOHN LENNON, YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!!! NO SURVIVORS ALLOWED, BUTTFACE!!! ME SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH!!! WOOF-WOOF, MEOW!!!
NO!!! THE REAL JOHN LENNON AND MILLARD FILLMORE WOULD NEVER COMMIT SUCH ATROCITIES!!!