A Non-Heartwarming Christmas Story

Author: biped

Date: December 3, 2004

by biped
12-03-04
Santa, for Christmas this year I want a real train set, a catcher's mitt, a fire truck --
You know, of course, that you'll have to give me a super-deluxe blow job in exchange for all of that stuff.
B-blow job? B-but...I thought you gave away toys for free...
GIVIN' ME A FUCKING BLOW JOB WON'T COST YOU ANYTHING, YA CHEAP LITTLE BASTARD! NOW GET DOWN AND START SUCKIN'!
Later...
GAG... th-that was awful...
Damn right it was! You can forget about that fucking train set, fuckface!