CC 268: A Message From The American Council On Anal Health

Author: biped

Date: December 6, 2004

by biped
12-06-04
Guess what, Captain Chip? I just rammed a baseball bat up my butt!
Why, BOBBY! That's not what your butt is for!
It's not? Uh...what's it for, then?
Bobby, your anus is for pooping only! It wasn't meant to have things rammed into it!
Wow! Wait'll I tell my dumb old Dad! He's been using it to polish his wiener!
Ha, ha! Well Bobby, sometimes learning is for grown-ups, too!