CC 269: Goodbye, Mister Chip -- 3

Author: biped

Date: December 14, 2004

by biped
12-14-04
Captain Chip, your community service ended six years ago. Why are you still here?
Well, as the kids say -- I "get off" on teaching, Miss Bulge! Though sometimes quite draining, I consider it highly satisfying!
Students, I'm sure you'll all find this final exam hard, yet fulfilling! That's it...keep the line moving...!
...GLORP!!!... ...GLORP!!!... ...GLORP!!!...
You've certainly become a credit to the community since our last encounter, Captain Chip. Or should I say -- "Teacher Of The Year"?
Well, officer, as the kids say -- my new job "blows me away"! In fact, you might call it -- my new "blow job"! Heh, heh! Get it?