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| Mommy, I shaved the cat's legs. | |
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| Daddy, I filled up your gas tank. With pancake syrup. | |
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| HOLY FUCKED-UP SHIT!!! MY BENZ!!! | |
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| Santy Claus! Did you bring me the Barbie Makeover Salon I asked for? | |
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| No, Sally. You've been so bad this year, your parents have requested that I force-feed you fifteen pounds of microwaved buffalo shit. | |
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