FTC 49: The Big Surprise

Author: biped

Date: December 18, 2004

by biped
12-18-04
I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear.
Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have!
I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret!
Darling, nothing you say could possibly --
HEE HAW!!! ME REALLY DOG ON BALL!!! SHUT UP, BUTTFACE!!! BOING-BWOING!!!