CC 271: The Biff McGurk Syndrome -- 4

Author: biped

Date: December 30, 2004

by biped
12-30-04
...and a far more sinister OJ Simpson moment...
But, officer -- these people were already dead when I got here.
Oh, SUUURE. I'll bet EVERYBODY'S already dead when YOU get there.
He turns to drugs and sinks deeper...
What'll it be today, fuckface?
Do you have any airplane glue?
...then tries to clean up his image.
And on behalf of the Sally McGurk Foundation, I hereby donate --
You're not fooling anyone, Biff, you sick fucking bastard.