CC 271: The Biff McGurk Syndrome -- 5

Author: biped

Date: December 30, 2004

by biped
12-30-04
An obscure C-list celebrity becomes friend and mentor to the erstwhile superstar...
Same fuckin' shit happened to me. You cap ONE motherfucker over a little crack cocaine and the fickle-ass bitches all TURN on you.
Thanks, Todd. I mean, Mr. Bridges.
...degrading... ...shameful... ...pathetic... ...humiliating...
Yes, yes, I get the point....thanks, Grandma.
And then, finally, he hits rock-bottom.
I will NOT wear that chicken suit! Okay...I'll wear it...
And don't forget to call me "Daddy." Or else, NO tip...BITCH.