WW 34: Better Watch Out

Author: biped

Date: January 4, 2005

by biped
1-04-05
Now remember, everyone...Santa's always a little irritable right after Christmas. So try not to upset him or anything.
Hey, Santa -- here's that vaccine you were going to give to those dying children. Heh -- I forgot to put it in your toy bag.
Well, being buried alive in a giant pile of polar bear shit isn't so bad. And the size 12 boot up my ass fits nice and snug.