Joey the Schmuck 2

Author: biped

Date: February 16, 2005

by biped
2-16-05
Mommy, a schmuck at a bus stop just said the words "dick" and "lick" to me in the same sentence.
Oh, my GOD!!! My sweet, innocent BABY!!!
You SCHMUCK! You VIOLATED my -- oh my god, is that an ERECTION?
I don't know. Why don't you suck it and find out?