Joey the Schmuck 6

Author: biped

Date: February 17, 2005

by biped
2-17-05
Oww...Daddy, I need a kidney...
Tough. Get lost, ya little bastard.
OH, OWW, OWWW, IT HURTS!!! I'M DYING -- PLEASE GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR KIDNEYS, DADDY!!! PLEEEEEEASE!!!
I'll sell ya one. Ten thousand bucks. Cash.
You'll SELL me one of your kidneys? Your own SON? What a SCHMUCK!
I didn't say it was one of mine.