Joey the Schmuck 8

Author: biped

Date: February 18, 2005

by biped
2-18-05
When the hell are you gonna let me outta here, you schmuck?
I don't know. I derive emotional sustenance from your plight.
Huh? Everything you say sounds DIRTY, you fucking PERVERT!
That's because you have a dirty mind. Now put the Carol Brady wig on again -- I'm feeling a bit amorous.
So...what about me?
Oh, you're free to leave, Fluffy.