FTC 56: Hacky Sack Jack

Author: biped

Date: February 21, 2005

by biped
2-21-05
What's that you got in the mail?
Says here that ASWAN has nominated me to receive their highest award.
Wow, what an honor!
It also says I need to be at their downtown headquarters in 30 minutes to accept it. Could you give me a ride?
A ride? What happened to your car?
I traded it for a guillotine so I could chop people's heads off while I masturbate.