FTC 56: Cotton Pickin' Chicken Chokers

Author: biped

Date: March 1, 2005

by biped
3-01-05
What's that you got in the mail?
Says here that ASWAN has nominated me to receive their highest award.
Wow, what an honor!
It also says I need to be at their downtown headquarters in 30 minutes to accept it. Could you give me a ride?
Why do we always have to screw before you go somewhere?
Well, I don't want to have a throbbing boner when I accept the award.