FTC 56: The Paul Anka Story

Author: biped

Date: March 1, 2005

by biped
3-01-05
What's that you got in the mail?
Says here that ASWAN has nominated me to receive their highest award.
Wow, what an honor!
It also says I need to be at their downtown headquarters in 30 minutes to accept it. Could you give me a ride?
No, I'd rather just stay here and tickle my butthole with an ostrich feather.
Okay. I'll call ASWAN and tell them I can't come due to you tickling your butthole.