CC 281: A Priest Walks Into A Bar

Author: biped

Date: May 7, 2005

by biped
5-07-05
Alright, everyone! Stop this imbibing of alcoholic beverages and mindless carousing! It is sinful and degrading!
Oh, yeah? Well, Noah used to get drunk on his ass and pass out nekkid! And God thought rather highly of him as I recall!
Umm, yes, well...
And one time his sons found him and covered him up, and later when he woke up he got mad at THEM for seeing him passed out nekkid!
Err...I really don't think that's one of the more important parts of the Bible...
Well, I'm doing my sermon on it tomorrow, Father! Perhaps you'd like to drop by and check it out -- I'll be shit-faced drunk! AND nekkid!