The Cat Who Ripped Off Andrew Dice Clay Jokes 3

Author: biped

Date: May 12, 2005

by biped
5-12-05
..DOUBLE LOADS (heh-heh... chickens aren't allowed in the house) for YOU and YOU and YOU!
TARNATION! I've got the FUNNIEST dang cat in the WHOLE WORLD! I'm gonna put 'im on the TV and make a MILLION DOLLARS!
And now -- the FUNNIEST CAT in the WHOLE WORLD -- WHISKERS!
(Oh, CRAP! Everyone will recognize my stolen jokes! I've got to make up some new ones -- FAST!)
Uhh... errr... roses are red... violets are blue... uhh... I've got a big wiener... and --
HE... HE'S TALKING!!! OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING CAT!!!