CC 282: Mrs. Hudson

Author: biped

Date: May 16, 2005

by biped
5-16-05
May I borrow a cup of sugar, please?
Why certainly, my dear. Would you like some old sugar or some new sugar?
Hmm? Oh, a little of both, I guess.
All right, dear. Help yourself.
Wha -- you keep it in the TOILET? But it's -- it's all YELLOW!
Well, of course it is, dear. It's soaked in my diseased urine.