CC 283: Smarty Pants

Author: biped

Date: May 25, 2005

by biped
5-25-05
So, when the fuck are they going to start making some big, expensive sports cars for midgets? I can't drive any of this shit.
Sure you can, Sparky. Just slap a couple of phone books on the front seat and you'll be all set.
Ph...phone books? Why, you dirty...
Oh cool off, Scooter. For an extra grand, I'll have the boys in the shop whip up a nice, sporty high chair for you.
So, how'd you happen to get this whitewall tire shoved up your ass, Bill?
Can't talk...hubcap still spinning...