CC 283: Little Big Mouth

Author: biped

Date: May 27, 2005

by biped
5-27-05
Didn't figure a midget would be driving that expensive sports car when I pulled you over. Thought you "little people" only drove tiny little compact cars.
Fuck you, asshole.
That "fuck you, asshole" is going to cost you another fifty bucks, Peewee.
Oh, yeah? Bet you wouldn't be fucking me around like this if I were wearing a yarmulke -- "Officer Shapiro."
For your information, I gave my own rabbi a speeding ticket two days ago -- and he happens to be a midget.
Well, I wouldn't know about that. Two days ago, I was busy buttfucking your mom while your dad played the banjo.