CC 283: Mr. Matzoh Balls

Author: biped

Date: May 30, 2005

by biped
5-30-05
Oh, man... look what she's doing with those yarmulkes... oh, drooool...
HERSCHEL COWZNOFSKI! ARE YOU IN THERE READING "JEWBOY" AGAIN? THAT SHMOOTZ WITH ALL THE ZADNITZES AND THE SHMECKELS?
NO, MOM! JEEZ, I'M READING A HEBREW YOUTH MAGAZINE! LEAVE ME ALONE! *fwap*
YOU'D BETTER NOT BE READING THAT FARSHTUNKEN FORTZN ZOFFER, YOU SHMENDRICK! I'LL GIVE YOU SUCH GEBRENTEH TSOORES, YOU'LL THINK YOU'RE FARBLONGJID!
What the fuck is she talking about? I-- I-- I -- UNNNGGGHHH!!!!! *PLOTZ*
I HEARD THAT!