The Return Of The Dysfunctional Dillards 1

Author: biped

Date: June 12, 2005

by biped
6-12-05
Hey, Mom! I just MURDERED ALFRED HITCHCOCK!
Alfred Hitchcock's ALREADY DEAD, you fuckin' LIAR!
Oh well, he LOOKED like fucking Alfred Hitchcock... anyway, what the fuck's for SUPPER?
CAT TURDS, ya fucking little TWERP!
MOMMY'S NOT KIDDING -- WAAAAA-HAAA-HAAAA!!! THE CAT TURDS TASTED HORRIBLE AND SHE MADE ME EAT --
SHUT THE FUCK UP, Sis!!!