The Return Of The Dysfunctional Dillards 3

Author: biped

Date: June 12, 2005

by biped
6-12-05
Sure was nice of Dad to take us out to eat! Almost makes me sorta LIKE the fucking BASTARD!
But I'm already full of CAT TURDS!!! WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!!
Wha -- where am I? What the fuck happened --
YOU HAD ONE OF YOUR SPELLS, YA FUCKIN' DITZ! NOW SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR FUCKIN' OYSTER PUFFS!
"OYSTER PUFFS"? But they're made outta leftover membranes, and --
They're CHEAP! You want something that TASTES GOOD, YOU pay for it, DICKHEAD!!!