Elf-Evident

Author: biped

Date: June 30, 2005

by biped
6-30-05
You look lost.
Santa forgot to leave this gift for little Becky Schmelmanfoofer. I'm trying to find her.
Becky Schmelmanfoofer? She's buried in my crawlspace under a layer of quicklime.
I...oh. Did you murder her?
Of course I murdered her, dipshit. Why else would I bury her in my fucking crawlspace?
Oh, well...heh, heh...I collect pine cones and make little pine cone people out of them.