Elf-Absorbed

Author: biped

Date: June 30, 2005

by biped
6-30-05
Can I help you, dickface?
Yes, I'd like...er... "dickface"?
DON'T PUSH ME, shitbreath! Unless you want your HEAD SHOVED STRAIGHT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!
Oh, MY! Well, I... I'd rather just order a Grape Ade...
"Grape Ade"? HA HA HAAA!!! Why -- you must be a PROFESSIONAL DUMBASS!!!
Oh, no -- I'm one of Santa's elves!