Elf-Motivated

Author: biped

Date: June 30, 2005

by biped
6-30-05
Thank you for the lovely dinner, madame. Santa will bestow you with many lovely gifts next Christmas.
Uh-huh...and thank YOU for helping me dispose of Herb's corpse.
I...huh? How did I do that?
You think I could afford all those steaks? You just gorged yourself on HUMAN FLESH, elf. You're a cannibal.
Oh, boo-hoo! Santa will be mad at me!
Feh! What do you think I left out for his fat ass last Christmas Eve?