Elf-Aware

Author: biped

Date: June 30, 2005

by biped
6-30-05
Nope, ain't never heard of a Billy Puppidorkamus! Reckon yer in the wrong county there, little feller!
Oh, that's too bad! He wanted this "Seventies Fuck-Film Playset" so very badly!
"Seventies Fuck-Film Playset"? Why, if'n I play muh cards right, that could be MINE! ALL MINE!
Did you just think of something, Mr. Farmer, sir?
Yep! I just remembered -- I'M Billy Puppidorkamus! Now hand over that package, PRONTO!
Oh, you'll like it, Billy! They do such funny things with their sticky parts!