Elf-Contained

Author: biped

Date: June 30, 2005

by biped
6-30-05
...and, you say that if I step into that machine, it will magically transport me back to the North Pole?
Faster than you can say "sugar plums", Sparky! Now scoot on in and I'll pull the old lever!
But...I'm still here!
Well yes...you're still here. But NOW...you're a COYOTE! Heh, heh!