Elf-Explanatory

Author: biped

Date: June 30, 2005

by biped
6-30-05
Well, Santa...I'm back!
GOOD! I need the CRUST scraped outta my ASSHOLE again! Now HOP TO IT!
WELL?
...so I shoved a stick of dynamite up his butt.
WOW! What a COOL way to KILL SANTA CLAUS!