FTC 68: Sperm + Egg = Killers

Author: biped

Date: July 24, 2005

by biped
7-24-05
I could explain to you about chemical reactions of hydrocarbons to lunchmeat, but then I'd have to assassinate President Kennedy...again.
I assassinated Martin Luther King...TWICE! BECAUSE he explained the chemical reactions of hydrobarbons to lunchmeat to me...TWICE!
I ASSASSINATED ABRAHAM LINCOLN A HUNDRED TIMES BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T TICKLE MY SCROTUM A HUN -- hey, where are you going?
I'm off to assassinate a WHOLE BUNCH of REALLY IMPORTANT world leaders! Later, ASSHOLE!
SHE SHOT MY DAD!
MINE, TOO! THEY WERE JUST TOO IMPORTANT TO LIVE!