BTC 35: Captain Super Skin

Author: biped

Date: August 4, 2005

by biped
8-04-05
And you say your new skin cream will take years off my appearance?
Yes, ma'am -- I mean, sir. "Captain Super Skin" skin cream is guaranteed.
Well then, ha-ha, I guess I'll try a bottle of it. What harm could it possibly do?
Great, ma'am -- I mean, sir. If you have any problems, just drop by the main office and ask for "Eric."
Hi Eric!
Oh no!