CC 291: Butch Comes A-Courtin'

Author: biped

Date: August 4, 2005

by biped
8-04-05
I'm freshly-bathed... my hair is combed... I'm wearing my best suit... surely my dear Agnes will look upon me with favor tonight.
Oh...it's you. Well, at least you coulda zipped up your pants before you rang the doorbell. My god -- I can see your tiny penis.
I...I brought you...some flowers...my d-darling...
Good, they'll help cover up that horrible stench -- OH MY GOD, IT'S YOU! WHAT'D YOU DO, SHIT IN YOUR PANTS? FUCK! I'M GONNA THROW UP! GGGYYEECCCHH!!!
Whatcha readin' there, Butch?
"How To Disappear Completely."