The Return of Forrest Gump 2

Author: biped

Date: August 24, 2005

by biped
8-24-05
Well? Whadda ya want, fuckhead?
I would like to buy a ma-ga-zine with tit-tehhhs in it, please, suh.
This shoah is a int-uh-ress-tang ma-ga-zine. WHA -- why it's JEN-NEHHH! Oh, MY! She finally got to be a FAMOUS MODEL like she always WAWN-ted!
Hey, retard! I'll kick ya in the nuts for a buck!
What the fuck took you so long, Gump?
Sorreh, Lt. Dayun! I looked at summa them pik-shuhs and suddenly Little Forrest wanted ta stop off an' play "Buckin' Bronco"!