The Return of Forrest Gump 3

Author: biped

Date: August 24, 2005

by biped
8-24-05
Forrest, I got AIDS and I'm DYIN'! I need some suckuh to take care of mah bastard chile that some drifter -- I mean, that YOU done give me!
Oh, MY! My JEN-NEHHH finally wants ta MAY-REH me! I'm so HAP-PEHHH!
Well, congratulations, Gump! And say hello to my new fiance', Wang-Chop!
Kling-klang! Ching-chang! A-hah a-hah a-hah!
Gump -- I got a BRAND NEW DICK! It's a STRAP-ON -- the LATEST TECHNOLOGY from the same guys who invented the ROTO-ROOTER!
Why -- it's a mah-jick dick! You gotta MAH-JICK DICK, Lt. Dayun!