The Return of Forrest Gump 4

Author: biped

Date: August 24, 2005

by biped
8-24-05
And so, mah Jen-nehhh died. I bay-red huh right unduh-neath the tree where I used ta dangle mah weenuh at huh, and she used ta stick --
Hey, Dad! Let's dig 'er up and look at her tits!
Well, Gump -- Wang-Chop's dead. My "magic dick" short-circuited and blew her right through the fucking roof.
Oh MY, Lt. Dayun! Well, I guess weah both just a coupla sad and lonely widow-wuhs now.
Uhh -- uhh -- UHHHHHHH!!! Why, these "blow jobs" wuh a FINE idea, Lt. Dayun! Aren't you gonna get one, too?
Nah, I'll just leave my dick here and pick it up tomorrow.