WW #40: Never Mind The Buttocks

Author: biped

Date: August 25, 2005

by biped
8-25-05
Honey, do these pants make my butt look big?
Yes, but no one will notice your huge butt after they get a load of that warthog face of yours.
Honey, do these pants make my butt look big?
Yes, but everyone will be too busy wondering what smells like refried buffalo shit to care.
Honey, do these pants make my butt look big?
Yes, but your enormous cow-sized butt makes the rest of your body look that much slimmer.